OK, time for some Friday Fun Posts!
The Economy Is So Bad That...
1) I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
2) I ordered a burger at Mc Donald's and the kid behind the counter asked,
"Can you afford fries with that?"
2) I ordered a burger at Mc Donald's and the kid behind the counter asked,
"Can you afford fries with that?"
3) CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
4) If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds,"
you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
4) If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds,"
you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
5) Mc Donald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
6) Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
7) A truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico.
8) Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
9) The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
10) And finally... I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck. -----------------------------------------------------
Have a wonderful & blessed weekend!
